Monday the 13th of May, 2002

aaah fuck

This must be one of the worst comics I've ever made, it's the unfunniest ever and the worst drawn one ever.
Sorry for this one, wednesday will be a six pannel goody that finally explains the counter and fixes it.
Sorry for friday too, man I am a really sorry dude, ain't I?

-Carl [somebody in the water]

Wednesday the  8th of May, 2002

Argh

Seems like wednesday's becomming news-day.
I'm sorry for not keeping to the schedule, various job-life issues and personal issues are making it hard. But do not worry, I will most likely update at least twice a week if I don't manage to do it three times.
I'm sure most of you like music, that is the total of .. ten readers that I have. So check out Matthew Good Band, do it damn.
Recently a great comic, called The Parking Lot Is Full ended. Read the archives as all but the sock-series was funny.

-Carl [jackass is stupid]

Wednesday the first of May, 2002

Happy workers-day

Workers day is a special day, for me at least. Sadly I'm not feeling well at all, so you get this piece of shit comic.
Did you notice that the comics shrunk? It's friendlier to low bandwith connections.

-Carl [vive la revoltion]

Wednesday the 24th of  April, 2002

all bad things end ... bad?

As you might have noticed that, by not posting a few of the older comics, the numbers got fucked up.
I'll resolve that problem next wednesday.
As you might have noticed, the "dude" saga has just been ended by a squirrel. Rejoice.

-Carl [pants, yay]

Friday the 19th of April, 2002

issue-time

Well well, I just noticed that most of my old comics are shitty. And I mean really shitty. All this angsty and whiny bullshit ... well back to what this comic was ment to be: utter insanity.
You'll have to endure one and a half more shitty old ones after today's, wednesdays will be halfways new as I ran out of good strips. Well "good" ones out of my old archieve, don't worry about the numbers. I've got something figured.

-Carl [new and worsend]

Wednesday the 17th of April, 2002

fuck the man, save the empire

Well, uhm .. hehe. *_*
As you saw, are rather didn't see: I didn't have a comic up by monday. Well, whatever. Change of plan. I'll skip the stupic comics, exceptions are made with those nessecary for the storyline.
The comic is in a rut, I need a new topic. Well that's it for today.

-Carl [boo boo kitty fuck]

Friday the 8th of April, 2002

sing me a little song of mass production

Yes, you see right. GOD is alive opposed to what nieztsche said and SPV is dead, well commateuse since keenspace didn't want to hand out my password, ah well. New name, new design, new format and an old idiot author.
Well in the last ten months quite a few things changed, for me and for the world. I got a job and the faint shadow of a life while there is yet another war going on, the war against (some) terror.
I won't make my comic a political forum though, there are far better places for that, like this one.

From now on you can expect me to keep the M-W-F schedule up, you'll also get randomly more than three pannels like today, etc. It'll be a better comic than before.
Finally I'd like to note that all you who loved or hated SPV can thank Matt from FMC for reviving it indirectly through the medium of GOD. He made a list of all comics from FMCers and told me how much my comic made him want to "kill himself but mainly other people." I was honored, this was all this comic ever ment to be: horrible. A reign of bad humour for sick, sick people.

This being an exceptionally long post, I'd like to note that the comics of old SPV will be brushed up a bit and published one after another. Save the FMC one and the 5k hits one until I get 5k hits.That means six weeks of .. unfun. Instead I will put up two comics together. Well you'll see.

-Carl [slash the fuck on]